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The Email I Sent Out (Trick or Cleat?)

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Here is the email, word for word, that I sent to all thirty Major League Baseball organizations:

    “Trick or Cleat… give me a ticket to a really good seat, or else, perhaps, an autographed cleat!

    Dear *Insert Team Name* Organization,

    I implore you to help someone who is no longer at the age where it is sociably acceptable to dress up like his favorite baseball player and go door to door this Halloween to collect on holiday goodies.

    Please help me to enjoy this holiday, and in the best way possible, the Baseball way!

    *My name*
    *My address*
    *My email*”

Keep this email in mind as you read the responses, the first of which will be posted right after this goes up!

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Posted in Oddball on October 17th, 2006

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